Communion Of Dreams


And now for something completely different . . .
June 12, 2009, 9:16 am
Filed under: Humor, Music, Science Fiction, Star Trek, YouTube

This may be even better than the White Rabbit mashup:

As the friend who sent this to me said: “Teeee-heeee!!!!!”

Jim Downey



Yeah, I heard the same sort of craziness.
June 11, 2009, 9:49 am
Filed under: Art, Astronomy, Bad Astronomy, Humor, Phil Plait, Science, Space

Via Phil Plait, a glimpse into how far woo can go wrong:

Orbiter crashing into the moon

There is a Japanese lunar orbiter named Kaguya that is scheduled to crash into the moon today at about 2:30 pm ET. Scientists hope to learn something about the moon’s composition by observing the debris that is kicked up.

In many traditions, including astrology, the moon represents the feminine. It is the yin, the intuitive, the emotions. Women are connected to the moon by their menstrual cycles while they are fertile, and all beings, including the earth herself, are affected by the pull of the tides.

* * *

Did these scientists talk to the moon? Tell her what they were doing? Ask her permission? Show her respect?

Wow.

Just . . . wow.

Believe it or not, I got similar comments from a number of people when I did my “Paint the Moon” project back in 2001. I don’t know if Ms. Harvey was one of the people who contacted me, but I did hear from people who were really worried that we were going to somehow ‘insult’ or harm the Moon by pointing laser pointers at it. I mean, I expected a fair number of folks who would miss the whole point of it being an art project, but some of these people were seriously lacking in any sense of scientific reality, who were actually worried that our little laser pointers would destroy the Moon or something.

Wow. Sometimes I think I am not nearly cynical nor pessimistic enough, to paraphrase Lily Tomlin.

Jim Downey

(Cross posted to UTI.)



Screw-ups happen.*

Heh:

U.S. Releases Secret List of Nuclear Sites Accidentally

The federal government mistakenly made public a 266-page report, its pages marked “highly confidential,” that gives detailed information about hundreds of the nation’s civilian nuclear sites and programs, including maps showing the precise locations of stockpiles of fuel for nuclear weapons.

* * *

Several nuclear experts argued that any dangers from the disclosure were minimal, given that the general outlines of the most sensitive information were already known publicly.

“These screw-ups happen,” said John M. Deutch, a former director of central intelligence and deputy secretary of defense who is now a professor at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. “It’s going further than I would have gone but doesn’t look like a serious breach.”

Yeah, everyone knows where their local stockpile of enriched uranium is, right? I mean, really. I can’t see the problem here.

Jim Downey

*Sorry, I couldn’t resist the connection to Heinlein’s classic SF story “Blowups Happen” because of the topic and attitude.

Cross posted to UTI.



Surreal.
May 25, 2009, 6:22 pm
Filed under: Art, Humor

Man, maybe it is just me, but I found this hilarious.

Via Balloon Juice.

Jim Downey

Cross posted to UTI.



“Try Sporting Goods.”
May 21, 2009, 12:19 pm
Filed under: Gardening, Humor, Kurt Vonnegut

Since we’ve had a bit of a dry spell, this weekend I’ll be able to finally get my garden planted. In preparation for that, this morning I ran out to get the additional items I needed to supplement what I had ordered in. This included half a dozen additional tomato and pepper plants, some organic fertilizer, and deer netting. Yeah, this year I decided to try deer netting rather than conventional fencing. To try and avoid problems with birds getting entangled in it, I will be lacing some white twine through the netting at several levels.

Anyway, because I needed to pick up some other items at the nearby Wal*Mart (and yes, their new logo does remind me of Vonnegut’s depiction of an anus), I thought I would see if they had any deer netting before I ran out to a nursery where I knew I could find it. I wandered back into the lawn & garden section of the store, where I found a bored cashier flirting with some stocker.

“Hi! Can I help you?”

“Yeah, I need to get some deer netting. Do you have any?”

She looked confused, glanced at the stocker. He shook his head. She looked back with me and brightly said “No, sorry, we don’t have anything like that. Try Sporting Goods.”

I could barely contain my laughter as I walked out.

Jim Downey

(Cross posted to UTI.)



Allegro ma non troppo
May 13, 2009, 9:24 pm
Filed under: General Musings, Heinlein, Humor, Robert A. Heinlein, Society, Survival

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Lazarus Long

I can’t believe it.

One of my favorite economic historians from my undergrad days wrote a famous treatise on human stupidity, and it took me 20 years to find out about it.

Sheesh!

Well, just in case you too missed this little gem, I offer:

THE BASIC LAWS OF HUMAN STUPIDITY
By Carlo M. Cipolla

Go. Read the whole thing. It’s not too long. And if you have a wry, cynical (maybe even sardonic?) twist to your view of the world (as I certainly do), you will laugh your proverbial ass off. Maybe even your real ass. But since most people need a bit of convincing to actually *read* things these days, here’s a taste to whet your appetite:

THE FIRST BASIC LAW

The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that:

Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

At first, the statement sounds trivial, vague, and horribly ungenerous. Closer scrutiny will however reveal its realistic veracity. No matter how high are one’s estimates of human stupidity, one is repeatedly and recurrently startled by the fact that:

a) people whom one had once judged rational and intelligent turn out to be unashamedly stupid.

b) day after day, with unceasing monotony, one is harassed in one’s activities by stupid individuals who appear suddenly and unexpectedly in the most inconvenient places and at the most improbable moments.

The First Basic Law prevents me from attributing a specific numerical value to the fraction of stupid people within the total population: any numerical estimate would turn out to be an underestimate. Thus in the following pages I will denote the fraction of stupid people within a population by the symbol σ.

There, if that doesn’t get you started on the right track, there’s no hope for you: you’re one of THEM.

As a friend of mine always says: “Don’t let the bastards get you down.”

Of course, he means the stupid people.

But you knew that.

Right?

Jim Downey

(Cross posted to UTI.)



Update – going batty!
May 5, 2009, 6:33 am
Filed under: Humor

This post prompted several questions via email, so I thought I’d post a follow-up. From another email to a friend:

Well, further investigation this morning, and there’s still critters. But this time I listened closely to the noise and came to the conclusion that it is probably a roost of bats, with new-born pups (hence the more aggressive growling noises). So, after doing a bit of research, it looks like the best thing to do is just protect the area from weather problems but allow the bats to come and go freely until the fall, when the new bats will be able to relocate without trauma. Then we’ll put up some one-way netting to allow them to leave but not return, and after a week of that then seal up the roosting area. A bit of a pain, but I like bats and what they do to control insects. I may build a couple of bat houses to put up this fall when we close up the current roost.

Yeah, I never realized that bats would make that much of a low rumble growl, but I can’t think of another occasion when I was threatening them during the maternity season. After letting them calm down, I heard the more typical chatter I usually associate with bats. So, that’s a good result, though means that we don’t get to do the minor repairs until this fall.

Now, the damned squirrels are another matter . . .

Jim Downey



Encounter with the face-eater.
May 3, 2009, 12:44 pm
Filed under: Humor

Bit of an email exchange with a friend this afternoon:

Have a good Sunday.

Not bad so far, though it had potential to be otherwise.  We had planned on doing some rehabbing of the landscape blocks along the driveway, up near the kitchen – several had been knocked out of place by people with big vehicles – as part of the ongoing year of “let’s get stuff done outside”.  But last night while watching a vid we heard the sound of some critter chewing on the wall, up at the top of the window on the little side porch on the west side of the house.  So, got a ladder, went to investigate this morning . . .

There’s a small roof with some ironwork on the top of that porch.  The thin facing/trim along one side of the roof had been pulled away – that much you could see from the ground.  I positioned the ladder so that it was more-or-less stable, climbed up it to the side of the roof to see what had happened more closely.  And there I was, about 20 feet off the ground, looking in under the roof (where the rafters are).  And something starts growling at me . . .

Charming.  The ladder had settled some into the soft ground (due to all the rain we’d had), and was caught on about the last quarter-inch of the lip of the porch roof.  Meaning that any sudden movements on my part, and it’d break free, thereby flipping me off forward and through the window on the porch.  Or back, through the nasty nasty thorn vine that Alix was trying to cut down below me.  For a moment I hung there, waiting for some rabid raccoon momma to come charging out between the rafters and onto my face. This being a rather unpleasant picture, I decided to get down – carefully, but with some deliberate speed.

Got down, told Alix what I had found.  Went and got some mothballs, heavy gloves, and a flashlight.

Put on the gloves.  Re-positioned the ladder so that it was more secure.  Back up it.

Using the flashlight, looked into the rafter space again.  Couldn’t see anything, but again the low growling in response to the light.  Great – an invisible rabid raccoon momma that was going to charge out and eat my face.

I tossed a few mothballs into the space (they’ll drive out critters).  Louder growling.  I got down again.

Will let the mothballs do their work overnight.  Tomorrow, provided that the invisible rabid raccoon momma has found new quarters, I’ll put up a new structural strip of plywood, then attach the trim back to it.

Just thought I’d share.

Jim Downey



Flinging rocks.
May 2, 2009, 10:16 am
Filed under: Ballistics, Humor, MetaFilter, SCA

When I was a kid, I used to love to build little siege engines. I think that this is part of what got me interested in the SCA. But even though I have friends who have built respectable scale models of such things, for the most part my interests in life have gone in other directions.

But now anyone can have fun flinging rocks: Crush the Castle. Simple, twisted, but surprisingly fun. (Or did I just reveal too much about myself? Hmm…)

Jim Downey

(Via MeFi.)



Why atheists’ arguments don’t work.
April 3, 2009, 9:33 am
Filed under: Humor, movies, Religion, YouTube

A little chuckle for a Friday:

“Logic.” You keep using that word — I do not think it means what you think it means.*

Jim Downey

(Via MeFi. *Apologies. Cross posted from UTI because I have an annoying cold and little imagination today. So there.)




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